January 2012
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“Attention all gentlemen, countrymen, good citizens and friends to the civilized...”
– The opening speech of Emilie Autumn’s shows.
2011 is almost over. Inbox me something you've...
http://s-p-o-o-k-i-e.tumblr.com/ask
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The shortest horror story ever written:
imterminallychill:
Your tea has gone cold.
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Dear 2012,
Please be nice to me. 2011 was a real dick.
Do you just not want to talk to me or…?
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thespacecoyote:
I honestly don’t understand how people find boyfriends/girlfriends
Like it seems like some people just somehow
Fall into relationships just like
Oops I tripped into a pit of writhing bodies and one got velcro’d to me
Is that how you do it
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
HUUUUUUGE tea related post coming later.
December 2011
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Some girls wander by mistake.:... →
wakingthegoldenwood:
“Stop fighting this,” e whispered, gently stroking a finger down the side of tumblr’s cheek. He flinched, but didn’t recoil as vehemently as e had expected, so he continued, rubbing soothing patterns onto the familiar blue skin.
“Don’t you see? We’re meant to be…
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I miss my grey hair like nothing eeeelse
